Words with Friends

Today I created a miniature robot fashioned to talk about itself as my friends might. I used a surprisingly simple approach to achieve the results you are about to see. I couldn't believe how strikingly realistic this little guys/gal sounds. First I'll show you a picture of the raw output and then I'll give my attempt at translating it into normal text.

Some names and phrases have been changed [redacated lol] in order to preserve the confidentiality of my friends

And now for the translation:

I'm [itty bitty mini robotic robot friend], I'm 23 years old. I have a lot of people of their dad. It is what we make of what we have not what we are given that separates one person from another. Hey, my name is spelled weird! I have been drumming for my whole life and still play at church and get hired out every once and a while. I love listening to music as well, Mostly Christian Hardcore and worship music. I have a great bunch of friends at Drake and we were described as: "a frozen wasteland", harsh. My most distinctive trait is that I tend to be terribly indecisive. This is for many reasons. Among them that I like, to joke around a lot. I like a good movie night with the girls. Live, Laugh, Love. So do not fear for I am with you do not be dismayed for I am your God. I will get there. Read Proverbs 3:5-6, then read again and again and again and again. I stand upon my soapbox and scream at you! I take what is yours and give it away to another of my choosing. You have no choice, I control you. You are not worthy of the spoils of your efforts. You are selfish, I am "Social Justice". I always tell the girls: "never take it seriously, ya never get hurt- ya always have fun and goof around". I play all sports and like to be called a "Professional Organization". You must first act Professionally, I believe that most people miss the basic signs of someone's heart crying for help. I believe that the devil will do anything to keep you off of your knees. I believe that whatever forces control the universe recognize good deeds and bad [deeds].

I'm not sure whether to be delighted or scared of this little guy! Let me know what you think, share your thoughts below.