Have I found a sure-fire method for predicting the stock market?
First, let me state that none of this should count as financial advice. Having said that, I think there are a lot of problems with the traditional understanding of how stock markets work. Classic theorists would agree that:
"A crowd is at the mercy of all external exciting causes, the slave of the impulses which it receives."
-Le Bon, G. (1841). The Crowd.